You losers just love to send me emails about buying my items! I figured I might as well just make a “for sale” page so I won’t have to repeat myself to all of you idiots. That’s right; I’ll allow you to buy my old, used personal items! You’re SO lucky to have this privilege. I bet your mouth is already watering just at the thought of touching something that I’ve touched. My Trash= your treasure. You’re so easy to use, loser! Get out that credit card and treat yourself to a little shopping spree! I’ll accept payment through amazon gift cards, ebay gift cards (through paypal), and mailed money order/ well concealed cash. Western Union & niteflirt are also possible but you’d have to pay additional fees. To inquire about any of the items listed on the page, send me an email. Also, send me your address so I can give you your shipping rate.
Email: missmaramenocide@gmail.com
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Used Socks1 old random pair of my personal socks! Also known as your huffing paradise, haha. The color/style of the socks will vary because I will literally send you the pair of socks I wore that day. I will include a few digital pictures of myself in the pair that I send you. A personal video or additional photos can possibly be made if there’s a lot of begging paired with a nice tribute, haha! I will wear them for 1 whole day; If you’d like me to wear them longer than its an additional $25 per day. They will be shipped in a Ziploc bag to preserve the smell. |
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PED Egg FlakesPrice: $100The best thing that you’ll ever taste, loser! My Yummy yummy ped egg flakes. You could even snort them! Haha you’re such a fucking freak! If you aren’t sure what a ped egg is, then you’re stupid, and you should Google it. You can also go buy the video “Yummy yummy ped egg flakes” from my clips4sale store. This is for a filled to the top 5 gram clear plastic jar full of my ped egg flakes. Each jar contains flakes from quite a few foot filing sessions. |
More coming soon, losers!